The Park Bench Poet returns once again to sit on benches and recite poetry, whether you like it or not. However, while he's talking about angsty romances, graphic birth scenes, and failed star coups, something sinister is going on behind the scenes. Somebody who looks identical to him (a clone? a long lost twin?) is trying to kill him. Will he succeed, or will the Park Bench Poet live to bench another day?
